Changes to the Blog...possibly

While the blog has had, without question, tremendous success and viewership (see massive number of "followers" and "comments" to posts), I feel guilty about neglecting certain segments of potential viewers. So it is that I have extended an invitation to my wonderful girlfriend, Lindsey, to be a guest blogger. Yes, I know exactly what is going to happen. Her posts will be read more, and by a wider audience, and we'll end up changing the title to reflect her newfound celebrity status, both of which will relegate me to the status of the crazy person in the corner ranting and raving to, in essence, the wall. That's ok, though - according to my mom, I was perfectly content as a kid playing with matchbox cars for hours on end all by myself, and I have no doubt that same pathetic existence will be just as attractive to me as an adult.

She is pretty busy, so I do not know exactly when her first post (the beginning of my demise) will be, but in the meantime I will entertain you with more of my Unabomber-like drivel. That is all.